Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Gargron scuttlebutt

Rumour or gossip, phrase relates to the nautical term for a cask of water

Literally water cooler talk

Holy crap, Breitling have released a version of the Navitimer in an actually reasonable size! 41mm

Hell must have frozen over

@a_breakin_glass @Gargron ah yeah, that's a fair point

@Jo I usually try to think the best of people, I thought hey, maybe they'll realise that this is a massive problem and work to fix it somehow

Then they come out with shit like that

@Jo they're currently yelling about how "this just shows how stupid it is to ban pictures"

@Vann@glitch.social @noelle I had a look on the bitcoin subreddit (because I'm a glutton for punishment) and the only thread about this has been downvoted to hell and widely claimed to be "fake news"

@noelle Shit, additionally, since the blockchain is distributed through p2p, it's not just possession, it's distribution

@noelle wondered how long it'd take for that to happen

Also, doesn't matter if you own bitcoin, it's just if you happen to have a copy of the ledger

@Gargron "Mastodon: Russian propagandists can't find you here!

Nor can Lance Ulanoff"

@Gargron "Mastodon: It doesn't sell your data to Cambridge Analytica!"

@jk made with real beast

http://newsthump.com/2018/03/19/how-much-does-cambridge-analytica-know-about-you-take-this-test-to-find-out/

@noelle makes a change from candidates for elections taking money from Russia

@squirrel nope, I give you just the right amount of credit

@squirrel although the "cute" bit is redundant, there's no such thing as a non-cute maple

@a_breakin_glass ever been in the same room as a cable? send it to me

@squirrel aaaaaaa it's a cute maple!