Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I had to find a glove for that last toot

Octopuses aren't naturally well equipped to give people the finger but sometimes it just has to be done

As an enby it's my considered opinion that alda doen't exist

@inmysocks computerfairi.es is good and cool

@squirrel you're a super good robosquirrelbun and more people should see your stuff 'cause it's super good

@squirrel hey, if I'm plugging half your stuff I might as well plug the rest of it

And while I'm plugging @squirrel related things today I might as well mention that she's got a patreon!

https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup

And makes cool music!

http://bandcamp.mynameiser.in/

For those leaving witches.town, or just anyone looking for a new instance, https://computerfairi.es is good and cool

@Jo also those who didn't expect that to be ternary

Do you want to play Animal Crossing but not play it and it's not Animal Crossing but it's a discord server where you can chat with all your favourite animal friends?

JOIN FURRY CORNER!
https://discord.gg/cwn6byK

@squirrel *hugs*

Easter Monday still fits the format

This Easter Bunday 2: Electric Boogaloo appreciate your local bun

With April 1st at an end (UTC anyway) I'd like to say that the japery here (at least what I've seen) has been lighthearted and fun and not at all like the hell I've been conditioned to expect from other social media

Well done everyone, this one's been good

Ooh, these are some pretty neat looking watch straps

https://erikasoriginals.com/mn-straps/mn-straps/mirage.php

@vantablack (seriously though, if you see a Brit in the military wearing a Maroon, Beige, Emerald Grey, or Commando Green beret, they're some hard as nails fuckers)

@vantablack The Army equivalent was the variously coloured berets

To be more cybre they're switching to balaclavas to be worn while hacking