Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel blurf?

How is my favourite computer today?

"More police funding isn't a deterrent to crime" says woman who wants to spend £30Bn on Trident

@squirrel I'd make it my own personally

@paulfree14 it's true so long as you don't count Switzerland accidentally invading from time to time as a military engagement

The Swiss Army get lost occasionally and cross into Liechtenstein, realise where they've gotten to, and go back to Switzerland after apologising profusely

As for the 81 soldiers story, yep, they sent 80 soldiers out to war and came back with all 80 plus an Austrian soldier that was looking for work

@WeeMadHamish@octodon.social @ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz @vantablack oh no, the ubiquiti gear is plunder from the last place you pillaged

@natecull colin furze built one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soxxPyaAT1k

@squirrel that's a good thing!

@WeeMadHamish@octodon.social @ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz @vantablack can do a damn sight better than 30 klicks with the right gear

https://www.ubnt.com/airfiber/airfiber-11fx/

That'll do 300+ assuming the planet doesn't get in the way of line of sight

@ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz @vantablack nothing to say the boat has to be at sea, could have the boat in a harbour with fibre running ashore

just has to be on a boat

@vantablack you're missing the most important part which is that it must be held on a boat

@cwebber@octodon.social a lemon-lime flavoured bubbly masto instance?

@squirrel wobosqwerbun!

@uwunix@mastodon.technology suh-doooooooo!

@jk https://computerfairi.es/media/qpelwVMTqtpSJ3TG_lI

@k @sireebob@cybre.space activitypub over avian carriers, make it compliant with RFC1149 while we're at it

@noelle definitely make sure you've got backups of everything

@noelle hm?