Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel that obviously has to be a website with a button that activates a couple of robot arms to hug you

@squirrel sqwerl bun sqwerl bun sqwerl bun sqwerl bun robot PLUSH!

hm, yeah, maybe one less "sqwerl bun"

@gcupc@glitch.social analogy doesn't quite work, she's more like a clock that's decided to run backwards

It's more the fact that she doesn't see the similarity that annoys me

@squirrel awww cute lil robosqwerbun!

*scritches*

@squirrel *sees rows of "hasdggasvdagfagfdslkjajhs" appear on your eye screens*

*pets*

@squirrel aw, we'll have to fix you up then!

*drags over laptop with console cables*

@squirrel blurf?

How is my favourite computer today?

"More police funding isn't a deterrent to crime" says woman who wants to spend £30Bn on Trident

@squirrel I'd make it my own personally

@paulfree14 it's true so long as you don't count Switzerland accidentally invading from time to time as a military engagement

The Swiss Army get lost occasionally and cross into Liechtenstein, realise where they've gotten to, and go back to Switzerland after apologising profusely

As for the 81 soldiers story, yep, they sent 80 soldiers out to war and came back with all 80 plus an Austrian soldier that was looking for work

@WeeMadHamish@octodon.social @ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz @vantablack oh no, the ubiquiti gear is plunder from the last place you pillaged

@natecull colin furze built one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soxxPyaAT1k

@squirrel that's a good thing!

@WeeMadHamish@octodon.social @ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz @vantablack can do a damn sight better than 30 klicks with the right gear

https://www.ubnt.com/airfiber/airfiber-11fx/

That'll do 300+ assuming the planet doesn't get in the way of line of sight

@ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz @vantablack nothing to say the boat has to be at sea, could have the boat in a harbour with fibre running ashore

just has to be on a boat

@vantablack you're missing the most important part which is that it must be held on a boat

@cwebber@octodon.social a lemon-lime flavoured bubbly masto instance?

@squirrel wobosqwerbun!