Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@typhlosion yeah, there's going to be a crowd of us
@typhlosion first thing I do after the zombie apocalypse is getting Paul Erdos to sign a paper to be published, I'll have to drag zombie kevin bacon along too to video the thing
- pet illness
@noelle he'll have more pets than he knows what to do with
- pet illness
@squirrel I will, the softest cuddliest of hugs
- pet illness
Very sad news, Pita hasn't been well so we took him up the vet, they did tests and it turns out he has cancer
He's got maybe a couple of weeks left so we're going to be giving him all the cuddles and all his favourite foods until the time comes
Sam the Octopus
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new idea for a secure, virtually uncrackable password
hunter3
@vantablack actually the feathers are heavier
If you have a kilo of feathers you also have to deal with the weight of what you did to those poor birds
@chosafine@instance.business depends what you need, standard day-to-day eastpak are good, if you need a bergen then snugpak all the way
Sam the Octopus
boosted
maple classic™ 
maple hugging a bunny plushie~ https://computerfairi.es/media/F5wmxipjZ4TfBPtOZTs
@Elizafox hey, there's that kobold petting game that sounds pretty awesome
@squirrel heh, obviously my monitor is bad in the same way, 'cause it looks good on mine
SQL is pronounced "squirrel"
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MySQL 
@bob Can I pick option B?
@squirrel *good cuddly octo-pets*
@squirrel *pets the beepy maple*
@squirrel HEY I STOPPED MYSELF COMPLETING THAT SENTENCE
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
