Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel well, it's the end of the month, so you should totally plug your patreon too!

computerfairi.es: it's the pure concept of soffness but in mastodon instance form

Amber Rudd has just resigned

I wonder which jackass will be appointed to the job next

I HAVE ASSEMBLED AN IKEA SHELVING UNIT

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME MORTALS

@squirrel :rainblob:

@squirrel best ted talk ever

@squirrel we all love you too!

is this a new trend of putting nice, positive things in subtoots?

'cause y'all are lovely

Reminder: Repairing and re-purposing stuff you've got instead of buying new stuff is punk as fuck and helps fight capitalism

At some point my warm brown hoodie is going to be more repairs than hoodie, but I paid good money for this fucker and it will last the rest of the decade whether it wants to or not

@Elizafox I was referring to the whole Ireland thing, but that'd also be an example, and that's from the 1000's

@Elizafox I mean, just in the British Isles we've got ongoing issues from events from the late 1500's

@Elizafox It's 'cause we europeans have a history longer than 5 minutes

@noelle I'm assuming this is about duck-themed rock'n'roll