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all you need is:

"do you?"
"yeah"
"do you?"
"yep"
"sign here, you're hitched"

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I knew there'd be bugger all on TV today, but just the "highlights" of the wedding are one and a half hours

That's bloody edited!

How can you stretch out a wedding to over one and a half hours?!

@rainwarrior "a moose is in the city, what would you do?"

well, say hello to the moose obviously

maybe assist in giving directions

@squirrel aww, there's no need for the maple to be startled!

come here and nibble some chips *offers big bowl of 7805s*

UKpol 

@squeakycheetah for the most part probably

But this is just spin 101, if you have to announce bad stuff, do it on a day when everyone's reporting on something else that's bigger

@squeakycheetah every news source in the country will be reporting on the royal wedding and not much else today

Perfect day to put out bad news because nobody will be paying attention

Anyone happen to know what bad news the UK government tried to bury today?

uspol, gun violence 

students or staff killed by guns in US schools in 2018 (so far): 31

US active duty military deaths in 2018 (so far): 29

The US Army, safer than going to school

@Inskora @soft_chomps@glitch.social yep, used to be Saxe-Coburg-Gotha

They changed it when the first world war kicked off in order to make them sound less German

snack overflow: the website for asking questions about snacks

@squirrel I love all the crazy things they used to add to their watches

For a start they basically invented the smart watch, they had watches that could pick up when your phone was going to ring and vibrate on your wrist, they had some with touch screens, some could control your tv and vcr, some you could play games on, some would work as a pedometer and count calories burned

All well before 2000

@squirrel that's a very fair point, I'd be using it for "hey, is that a signally thing coming out of there? OOOH WAVY LINES! IT'S A SIGNAL!" because quite frankly I don't understand electronics any deeper than that

And oh, a grand for a good one... yeah, I'll add that to the list of reasons I don't have one

@squirrel ah, shame

probably be better than nothing though and sod paying hundreds of pounds for a fancy one I'm going to use for 20 minutes once in a blue moon

@squirrel I'd say give it a try anyway, if it works with the new caps then you've saved a lot of effort, if it doesn't then you're out a few caps at most

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