Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

We have a... wildfire? In the UK?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jun/27/manchester-moorland-fire-declared-a-major-incident-by-police

That does not usually happen

@alice@elekk.xyz I go for steel, titanium, that sort of thing usually

Suits my pale as hell complexion and the wear and tear I usually put on things

I'm not usually one for gold tones but the Seiko SRPC44 looks pretty damn cool

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/seiko-prospex-srpc44-diver-gold-hands-on

@maple hi robot friend! *hugs*

So many electric cars now are looking like, well, normal cars

If I was buying an electric car I'd want one that looks small and goofy like this

No idea what it is, but it looks fun

@Jo @alice@elekk.xyz nah, that's far too functional for fabric stuff to be marketed to men

The best men get is a sewing awl that none of them know how to use on swiss army knives

"Awesome flesh-burning death lamp."

Well if that isn't the big cliveiest of big clive video titles I don't know what is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m0TQjBRcFo

@rey isn't occupying .social kinda the opposite of what we want in this case?

Fun fact: Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

@maple I don't know morse code either so that's a bit of a stumbling block on doing that

I should really learn it at some point, I'm sure it'd come in useful for something

@maple do you happen to know morse code? 'cause I'm sure someone could come up with a way to make it blink "we love you maple" in morse code

@maple morning maple

You can tell it's hot in the UK at the moment, some of our roads are melting

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-weather-today-latest-temperatures-heatwave-roads-melt-hottest-june-day-met-office-1976-a7800241.html

@meena I am of course referring to non-octopus aliens

We're fully aware of the concept of cute

@InspectorCaracal I love all those posts

"lemme get this straight, you lot first got to space by riding on top of an explosion?"
"yup"
"jesus fuck"