Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"They say that a dog is a man's best friend

They also say that a diamond is a woman's best friend

But my friend is non-binary

So I got them a pet rock"
~ Benny Feldman

In the future, all that remains from our time is advertising jingles

History lecturer: We still don't know what these creatures known as "wa-shing masheens" were and why they should survive longer in the presence of someone or something named "cal-gon"

@maple ah, arch users, that explains everything

@maple wait, really?

That was like, the least user friendly idea I could think of for that and it was their first suggestion?

@maple possibly better than my dumb idea of using ffmpeg inside termux

@Agiri@masto.ninja daww, have good cozy sleeps lil bun

@Agiri@masto.ninja *covers you in a blanket*

@maple @InspectorCaracal ah yeah, get what you mean with that

@InspectorCaracal @maple they're like those hats with the dangly ear covers but for your hair sort of!

@noelle *brings out 4 pairs of pom-poms*

@noelle

@dumpling@octodon.social it really does

I used to live with an Australian so whenever I hear the word "milo" I immediately think "delicious chocolate" and then 99 times out of 100 I'm disappointed to learn it's actually referring to that yiannopolous prick

@somarasu "we're both DAB+"

@wednesday lil spiny friend!

@Nine @noelle https://playoverwatch.com/en-gb/news/21901631

@Nine @noelle the mech folds up into a ball and rolls around

His name is Hammond

I am not making any of this up

@Nine @noelle no, that'd be silly

it's a hamster with a mech