Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple sofffff speak and spell

soff, what beeps that yonder @maple makes

how arch users divide their time:

0.01% - using their computer
99.99% - BTW I USE ARCH YOU SHOULD USE ARCH ARCH IS GOOD

@noelle arch users are the worst

you would not believe the amount of muck that finds its way inside a mouse wheel

(the computer kind, I'm assuming you'd believe the amount of muck that finds its way into a mouse(pet) wheel)

@iliana @maple well that sounds like a challenge

@Jo can we see him try?

I want to see him try

@colon_three heh, hadn't seen that tweet, I like it

@colon_three ..."our coffee will come"?

kemi ng

@maple it does now, but it's going to too

@maple it's gonna sound awesome

When the local news announces a cannabis grow-op bust they always call it a "cannabis factory"

IT IS VERY CLEARLY A FARM, BBC, NOT A FACTORY

what if the hokey cokey really is what it's all about?