Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple as much as I love bogosort, yeah, not great for following replies

@Agiri@masto.ninja @maple tired: less wires
wired: MORE WIRES!

Well, there's likely to be a vote of no confidence in May soon

Can we get Lord Buckethead as PM please?

I can't believe I'm saying this but I genuinely believe he's the best for the job

crumchy hard disk platters

drive decommissioning is fun

@Elizafox not just that, it was the singular, "you" was always used for the plural

Which I always bring up any time anyone bitches about "they" as a singular pronoun

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@maple heh, I found a reference, just haven't used it for yonks

@maple heh, I just realised as I was making my intro post "hang on, how did I do links with bbcode again?"

I have entirely forgotten how to bbcode

Rulebooks always have weird and incredibly specific rules in them

I want them to put in credits to the person that forced them to add that rule

"24. No jetskis in the water fountain, Kevin"

bunbot best bot

@masklayer could always do it the old fashioned way, cut out the rough shape from $material and sand it down

@Jo ...I wasn't previously aware I wanted to know if it could, but I really want to know if it could

They've managed to get 4 of the boys out so far!

Apparently 10 hours until next stage of the operation

There's going to be a film about the Luang cave rescue

Scarlett Johansson is set to star as all 12 Thai children

@Jo lewd