Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I #canHelpWith

- Time, in particular the keeping thereof
- being a rubber duck
- bodging
- (some) linux
- operational security
- shitposting
- headpats
- being an octopus

Premier Cherdenko: I'm going to escape to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... SPACE!

Aide: uh... yeah, elon musk sent a car to mars so...

Premier Cherdenko: fuck

And today in bad timing: Bristol distillery apologises over 'Novichok' vodka

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-44777737

They started bottling it after the Skripals were released from hospital and well before any more casualties so it's really just terrible timing

@maple *brings you a cup of tea and soff pets*

@Jo AAAAAAAA

LB: all places listed are like, super comfy and nice

@yogthos@mastodon.social I've always used https://placekitten.com/

It's like that, but kittens

We have no less than 3 adorable hedgehogs that visit our garden!

@maple as are squirrels and buns

AND YOU'RE ALL THREE!

@maple maple > all other AI assistants

@Siphonay@octodon.social @Elizafox they cut the cheese slices with a little guillotine as a nod to history

@maple what if maple had two different robots to control with one on each side of the ship and when switching from one to the other a "WHHHEEEEEEEE" sound could be heard going down the corridors

Oh yeah, the moors are still on fire, forgot about that happening

Jeremy Fucking Hunt as Foreign Secretary

I suppose at least he can't fuck up the NHS any more

@maple well, video did kill the radio star after all

@maple I think it might just be that development has taken a while and some people thought it was vaporware or something

That and the usual pushback against anything new