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@maple did you put star fox in your emulator?

He might want to do what his urban cousins do and look in all the bins!

Reminder: Queuing is such a massive thing in British culture we even queue up to loot shops during riots

@BatElite usual suspect is your CMOS battery needs replacing, it's on the motherboard, it's one of the small round silver jobbies

@maple you've been a super good squirrel, you deserve all the treats!

There is now a 25-foot statue of Jeff Goldblum in London

Apparently someone in the marketing department of NowTV thought it was a good idea

Orange Man Says Stupid Things 

@halcy yep, also when she divorced from Charlie he kept sending her flowers and gifts and dinner invitations

She declined

Hence him talking shit about her

@codl yeah, it's lacking that but you could wire it up to a NAS without any hassle

@mulander you're being far too gentle with them

256MB RAM, one 1GHz core, 800x600 resolution, 56.6Kbps internet

@Jo that's another one of those "AI/higher than human standard intelligence is magic" ones isn't it

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