Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple everything to do with printers involves words of anguish

@maple wait!

buttcoin

@maple money for buying butts

@maple treat yo' self

you've been a very good lil bun

@maple well, you have said about projects you'd do to yours if it wasn't on processing/night light duty

@Jo @maple a very good bun!

The best bun in fact!

one of our hedgehogs was having a drink of water

they wanted to get at it better so they put their paws on the rim

the bowl fell over, covered them in water and they very quickly ran off as if nothing had happened

@maple octopuses have very long arms

@maple did you put star fox in your emulator?

He might want to do what his urban cousins do and look in all the bins!

Reminder: Queuing is such a massive thing in British culture we even queue up to loot shops during riots

@Agiri@masto.ninja mornin'

*hands you tea*

@colon_three yes, the baby's gender is explosions

@BatElite usual suspect is your CMOS battery needs replacing, it's on the motherboard, it's one of the small round silver jobbies

@maple you've been a super good squirrel, you deserve all the treats!

@maple not just pretty well, very well!

@noelle

cheers for sticking up for us

@BatElite by getting it built by the lowest bidder I suppose

@maple mood

There is now a 25-foot statue of Jeff Goldblum in London

Apparently someone in the marketing department of NowTV thought it was a good idea

@halcy yep, also when she divorced from Charlie he kept sending her flowers and gifts and dinner invitations

She declined

Hence him talking shit about her