Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Just had to chase a cat out of the garden, not our cat, was nicking the hedgehog food

We know where the little sod lives, we've had to carry it back there before

@maple I know that feeling far too well

@dumpling@octodon.social I'm not sure it required that much practice, she's a tory

@a_breakin_glass Tin Foil Lady is the version I'm seeing more often

May is planning to cut a scheme that gives free milk to children in nurseries

She's really leaning in to this Thatcher in the Rye thing isn't she?

lil hedgehog snouts when they're snuffling around

Petition to make all lesbiaboard error messages "OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code buns at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!"

@maple HI MAPLE!

@maple

octopus is friend to all creatures

except spiders

spiders can fuck off

big hedgehog was purring while trundling to the hedgehog cafe

@noelle @maple @HTHR@cybre.space I vote yes 8 times

For I am octopus and get 8 votes

That's how it works, right?

Oh, "Now That's What I Call Music" #100 came out a few days ago if anyone cares about that milestone

...Why have I not heard of this game before?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtXbEdpW6rc

HUNGRY SHARK WORLD

YOU ARE SHARK

YOU ARE HUNGRY

THE WORLD IS INVOLVED SOMEHOW I'VE ONLY SEEN THE TRAILER

@maple it's the chemicals in the water

no wait, that only explains the frogs...

it's a mystery 👻

@maple ...shit, things really have fallen that far haven't they

@maple I didn't even see much in the way of politics in that article

Unless "person exists and said stuff at a hacker con" is political now