Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
The Netherlands are also having problems with their signage due to the heatwave
@BatElite not a bad plan
Musk can do it, fits his usual super villain aesthetic
Some weather forecasts predict that it may get to 37 degrees in London on friday
This is the UK, we're not equipped to deal with temperatures like that
Sam the Octopus
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my gender is snuggles
If any of you would like to send some of that rain you're getting over here I'm sure the plants would appreciate it
@hoodie@dev.glitch.social no problem friend, always happy to help
@hoodie@dev.glitch.social go slower than usual and in the lowest gear you can get away with
If you start hydroplaning (sliding) then ease up on the accelerator and steer in the direction you want to go
If you are hydroplaning then don't stomp on the brakes, just ride it out
octopus is soff and squidgy
@hoodie@dev.glitch.social I usually generate names randomly, two words, put them together
Hence my username being troublemoney and various machines I run being called FRAMERIFLE, BROADTOOK, etc.
It's a day ending in "y" so here are some more Omega Speedmaster limited editions
https://monochrome-watches.com/omega-speedmaster-tokyo-2020-olympics-collection-japan-only-price/
@hoodie@dev.glitch.social give all bots headpats imo
@maple HI MAPLE! *pets*
Sam the Octopus
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My Neighbor Maplebot
@vease @InspectorCaracal Not entirely sure what Mickey Mouse's dog's opinion has to do with anything
@maple good bun *headpats*
lewd; the worst(?) fuckin' email subject line ive ever seen
@somarasu surely if it's carbonated you should see a doctor
ukpol brexit
The Brexit secretary has announced that the government will "make sure there is adequate food supply" in the event of a no-deal brexit
The fact that he needs to announce that is somewhat concerning
Now, the usual solution to cats eating hedgehog food is to put the food in a box with a hole that hedgehogs can get through but cats can't
That doesn't work in this case because big hedgehog is the same size as your average cat
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
