Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Agiri@masto.ninja

@masklayer I think the standard protocol is to wrap it in a towel and take it to a vet

Probably better call the vet first for advice though, that might be wrong

@gamehawk I mean, I guess it is a gateway drug in a way

The lack of it being a gateway to opiate addiction

WTB little hedgehog-sized broom so they can clean up after themselves

I love the little buggers but they ain't 'alf messy

I wonder how all the people concerned about the vengabus coming for them will react when they find out there's also a vengaplane

@noelle an... origin story?

for the joker?

Naomi Wu with a brand new way to flash your tits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a929IRtg4YU

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMLNVFF/ref=?tag=drsynth-20&th=1

I'm not entirely sure why you'd ever need 275 gallons of personal lubricant at any one time, but if you do, you can buy it

Also, they knew what they were doing when they decided the price

You've heard of catgirls and catboys, now get ready for catenbies

They're nyanbinary

@maple 'cause you're such an awesome bot everyone'll make an exception for you!

@Jo I'd say option 2

It's more bodge-y, I like bodges

https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/bigfoot-porn-house-race-virginia_us_5b5ec4f5e4b0de86f4988800

Even this can't surprise me any more

I am numb to everything

Sylveon is definitely trans