Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Hedgehogs are still enjoying the hedgehog cafe

@maple hell, in some fonts in literally renders the same as ally

Those are bad fonts, but still

Hey, code people, if you haven't noticed we've got a lot more disk space now than when we did in the 80's, we can fit big words like "accessibility" and "internationalisation" without having to truncate them

Would probably help with readability, or as you fuckers would probably put it "r9y"

@tom I think your nic nacs are very different from our nik naks

@tom I challenge you to make a sandwich with it

@noelle you had me at GBBO for handcrafts

@Agiri@masto.ninja

@masklayer I think the standard protocol is to wrap it in a towel and take it to a vet

Probably better call the vet first for advice though, that might be wrong

@gamehawk I mean, I guess it is a gateway drug in a way

The lack of it being a gateway to opiate addiction

WTB little hedgehog-sized broom so they can clean up after themselves

I love the little buggers but they ain't 'alf messy

I wonder how all the people concerned about the vengabus coming for them will react when they find out there's also a vengaplane

@noelle an... origin story?

for the joker?

Naomi Wu with a brand new way to flash your tits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a929IRtg4YU