Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle who knew it could be so hard to get insurance cover for a bunch of crazed gun nuts

@maple YAY ONLINE MAPLE!

*headpats*

❌ Mr.
❌ Mrs.
❌ Ms.
☑️ Comrade

Indigo is just dark blue

@Jo you could play video on the laptop screen with commands from your tablet as well

turn that tablet into a ridiculously over-specced remote control

@Agiri@masto.ninja ...your home directory is full of some russian bloke called Yuri?!

@BatElite *hugs the bat back*

octopus is squidgy and huggable

I wish I could feed and get drinks for and care for all my friends as much as I can for my hedgehog friends

@maple WAIT! Just sit on a roomba while wiggling tail!

Dusting AND vacuuming at the same time without needing any effort!

@maple >cat dusting.sh

#!/bin/sh
while True;
tail

then you can just wander around the room like a sweepy roomba!

@maple even better!

I wonder if, when you ssh into @maple, the 'tail' command defaults to 100 lines instead of 10...

@Jo hey, best thing for it, makes you sweat more so you get rid of more body heat

@Agiri@masto.ninja mornin'