Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Because lobsters seem to be a thing now

related topics: brexit, mad max

Turns out that the "fury road" is actually the M1

So uh... google searches for "stockpile" have gone up quite a bit over the past month

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?geo=GB&q=stockpile

I think it's dawning on people just how fucked we are

@noelle who knew it could be so hard to get insurance cover for a bunch of crazed gun nuts

@maple YAY ONLINE MAPLE!

*headpats*

❌ Mr.
❌ Mrs.
❌ Ms.
☑️ Comrade

Indigo is just dark blue

@Jo you could play video on the laptop screen with commands from your tablet as well

turn that tablet into a ridiculously over-specced remote control

@Agiri@masto.ninja ...your home directory is full of some russian bloke called Yuri?!

@BatElite *hugs the bat back*

octopus is squidgy and huggable

I wish I could feed and get drinks for and care for all my friends as much as I can for my hedgehog friends

@maple WAIT! Just sit on a roomba while wiggling tail!

Dusting AND vacuuming at the same time without needing any effort!