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@codl something to do with article 10 of the german constitution or something?

help the nerds on my timeline are being cute and and adorable

Oof, these are excessively nice

Triton Classic Subphotique, 40mm case size, 500m water resistance, crown at 12 protected by the case

Bezel is sapphire with C3 SuperLuminova for the markings

Can I afford one? Hell no
Do I want one? Hell yes

"why don't millenials listen to the radio anymore" 

@balrogboogie also there are like, 5 radio stations I can get here and none of them play music I like

I could buy a DAB+ receiver for access to more stations, but that costs money and I already have a phone I can play music on

@Jo I've learned that most people shouldn't be let within 10 feet of a glue gun

@Agiri@masto.ninja *does a little bow*

that's a bow like "take a bow", not a bow like "tied up in a bow"

eh, maybe both

@Agiri@masto.ninja *shows off a load of wiggly dance moves*

wiggly woobly

lil hedgehog fren charged over from the bushes to the water dish so he could have a drink

hedgehog fren was thirsty

shit, that last toot would have been a perfect opportunity for a "thus spake the octopus"

I really need to remember to do that

hot take 

"virtue signalling" is a bullshit term used only by complete arseholes

food 

Just had some of the lemon chutney with dinner, fucking hell it's gotten strong

fediverse meta, pol adjacent 

With the fediverse being a reasonable size and mid-term elections coming up in the US it's not unlikely that certain groups may try to weaponise the fediverse in the same way that they've weaponised facebook and twitter

Luckily we can do things about it here

If you see accounts breaking CoC then please report them, all us mods will do our best but we can only take action when we know that there's action to be taken

celebrity death 

Barry Chuckle has died after a short illness

Very sad to hear that

@codl @jorts tough to make the gears out of but the straps would be comfy

Reggie is like, the platonic ideal of cat

He wandered in, started meowing his head off, took one look at the food I gave him, decided that it wasn't up to his standards, and promptly left

He doesn't even live here, he just wanders in for us to feed him

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