Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

The house two doors up has two kittens

We know this because both of them are currently in our house

The Cray-1 supercomputer also functioned as a comfy chair

More servers should also function as comfy chairs

@Jo my money's on no

"and this is our big data facility..."

*opens door to a warehouse with "DATA" in really big letters like the hollywood sign inside*

@maple hello! \\\\o////

You should comment your code

Thus spake the octopus

@ratbaby @maple is really very good

@Jo they didn't know that she existed until now?

Shit, I somewhat envy them

@Jo yeah, he did a few of those I think

YAY! NEW TECH DIFF THING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um7Nfjac5To

@Jo which is another point for the multiple bonds theory, one retires, one takes their place

@Jo honestly the only issue I could possibly see with idris elba being bond is that bond's meant to be mid thirties and elba's 45

Then I remembered that daniel craig is bloody 50 and he seems to be doing the job alright

@Jo before the hard reboot with casino royale the fan explanation of why he looks different all the time and doesn't age is because "James Bond" is a codename and it's several different people

Was even nodded to in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" with the line "this never happened to the other guy"

So he can stick that in his pipe and smoke it

@Jo just tell him that Bond wasn't blond in the books either but nobody's got a problem with that

@InspectorCaracal "and passwords are all hashed anyway"

Well, they should be but...

@tom bullshit is that healthy

get some decent bread

the rest is fine though