Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

business idea: fish and chips shop

Sells battered fish and integrated circuits

@Nezumi mainly just the headline

It's a case of Donovanosis that turned up in Southport, it's one of the first cases to ever be seen in the UK

@softgoat enderman arms are long and would be good for hugging

"Hedgehogs will forage for food and only eat the stuff you put down if there isn't anything else" ~ some hedgehog "expert"

Nope, I just watched one run over the top of a slug (part of their usual diet) to get at the biscuits I put there for them

Rare STI which causes genitals to erupt into flesh eating ulcers diagnosed in Southport

https://www.lep.co.uk/news/health/rare-sti-which-causes-genitals-to-erupt-into-flesh-eating-ulcers-diagnosed-in-southport-1-9313588

Of course it's bloody Southport

Furthermore, 15-, 30-, and 45-minute time zones are silly and should not be used

Thus continued the octopus

@revenant *falls over sideways* aaaaa stop tipping the fediverse!

On the internet all times shall be given in UTC to avoid everyone having to ask "what timezone"?

Thus spake the octopus

After some experimentation, here's what flavours of cat food hedgehogs like and don't like to nom on (sample size 4(?)):

Like:
Chicken
Lamb

Don't like:
Beef

They'll eat some of the beef, but certainly not with as much gusto as the chicken and lamb

@Jo "Of course it's in line of sight, I'm looking right at it!"

"ah, but is a tunnel 100m wide free of any kind of obstruction?"

"THAT ISN'T WHAT LINE OF SIGHT MEANS TO ANY NORMAL PERSON"

@noelle with jarmalade (jean marmalade)

Yeah, I know viking helmets with horns are "historically inaccurate" and there's "absolutely no evidence of them in the era" but you can't tell me that no scandinavian got drunk one night and decided to stick some horns on a hat

That's bound to have happened

@alice@elekk.xyz when I come across the word "emergency" I hear "add two zeroes to my quote"

@Mebius ooh, fondue!

thanks gmail for updating the UI, I hate it

computerfairi.es doesn't have a CEO

the server runs on @maple hardware and she admins it

(any time the server goes down it's just because maple's wandered out of wifi range)

Well that esquire article about masto isn't as bad as it could have been

Still very obviously written by someone who doesn't quite get everything about this place, but not too bad

bring back platform shoes imo