Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple ooh, very nice

@TheGibson @garbados the toot's famous, not me

I fully expect to return to total obscurity very soon if it hasn't already happened

@garbados @TheGibson musk certainly seems to be the latter

@TheGibson @garbados the 2016 version of the plan involved 42 engines until they decided that it would cost too much money for a sub-par hitchhiker's guide reference

@synthgal I thought poutine was cheese curds rather than fully manufactured cheese

do we also have a standard order of "cheesy chips with bacon" which is that with small crunchy bits of bacon added on top?

you fucking bet we do

I am 100% sure that the british institution of "cheesy chips" is due to someone explaining nachos as "chips with cheese over them" and a brit misunderstanding and accidentally creating something amazing

@maple and also a robot!

@maple now whenever I hear "chips with cheese" I think of this which might be a nice treat for you

@maple nice computer nachos for a nice computer

@maple *brings you a nice big bowl of ICs with some cheese on them*

Most mornings now the hedgehogs have managed to shove the food dish out of the cafe

I think they may be requesting that I put more food on it and put it back

Sadly I'm asleep when they do this

hopkins has been forced to apply for an IVA (individual voluntary arrangement, an alternative to bankruptcy) after receiving a six figure bill from losing a libel case against Jack Monroe

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person

sam is an 🐙

eggs?

Why cats are better than dogs:

Some dogs work for the police, a cat will never work with them

@hfrazey heh, the post is famous, not me, I'm pretty sure none of my other posts will get seen by anywhere near as many people