Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@softgoat it's wholegrain wheat crammed into brick things

@vantablack probably most of the non-abrahamic ones as well but I know less about them

@maple and every bit of it is deserved

@maple not just pretty good, very good!

octopus wants soff fuzzy pyjamas

there has to be somewhere that stocks pyjamas with 8 arms

@maple fuzzzzzy

@InspectorCaracal aye, 'tis

@mew protonmail's worked well for me

@maple *soff headpats with spare arms*

@maple *soff gentle octo-hugs*

May has said that a second referendum would "destroy trust in politicians"

Uh... who's going to tell her?

@maple sorry, only just got on but I'm here now if you want to talk or vent

YARR! IT BE TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY ME HEARTIES

E'en though this accent only be associated wi' pirates 'cause Robert Newton decide t' use it in film an' it really be wes' coun'ry farmerrr

@maple soff nice bunny

@maple also if the main complaint is mastodon not being comfy and fluffy enough!

Since all the gun people keep insisting that "the right to keep and bear arms shall not be restricted in any way whatsoever because a 200 year old piece of paper says so"...

constitution doesn't say anything about bullets does it?

@Nerts you have got to be kidding me