Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@sivy @aral I'm heavily on the side of "didn't need 'em before, don't need 'em now, fuck off corpers we ain't federating with you"

@revolverocelot hell, the Fiat Multipla sold okay here, ugly as sin but bloody hell could you fit a load of crap in it

@revolverocelot I mean, they kinda are ugly and usually cheap, we just think "Fuck yeah! So much room for shopping!" and don't give much of a shit about the aesthetics

I'm still shocked that anyone expected Kanye West to have good opinions on anything

Dude named his firstborn child "North"

Yeah, "North West"

Seriously

@InspectorCaracal I think more useful division between genres would be hard/soft

Hard fantasy/sci-fi explains everything, soft fantasy/sci-fi doesn't explain shit

@kev@fosstodon.org https://www.theverge.com/2018/10/8/17951890/google-plus-shut-down-security-api-change-gmail-android

I'm honestly surprised anyone's noticed that google+ is shutting down

Christopher Columbus was a complete arsehole and didn't "discover" shit

This has been your Columbus take for this year

@Nine when I looked I was thinking "hey, 50 quid maybe for a nice one, maybe 30-40 standard"

nope, not even fucking close

@Nine oh god yeah, I was too poor when minidisc players were a thing and always wanted one, of course as soon as I have money for one they're suddenly hundreds of pounds

@maple soff good maple!

@maple if they'd shut up about it for five minutes they might figure out a way to migrate from mastodon to pleroma without losing everything

@trashyfins@chomp.life bork shork

@maple maple ebooks is best ebooks

I think that's how the kids meme these days anyway

@natalie@masto.ninja @noelle toot