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I never played undertale, should really do that at some point

A PUMPKIN MAN SITS INSIDE A PUMPKIN HOUSE

IS THE HOUSE MADE OF FLESH
OR IS HE MADE OF HOUSE?

HE SCREAMS, FOR HE DOES NOT KNOW

Okay, how many of y'all are dressing up as Tabby tonight

I know it's gonna be a load of you

@natalie@masto.ninja *gets lots of blankets and tea for the natawie*

this will anger brits 

@KitRedgrave@cybre.space genuinely it's because it's too much of a faff and they bring in a load of tourism money

Also lizzy is fine, once charlie sits on the throne things might change though

*throws big white sheet over self* woooOOOOooooOOO ghoooostopus!

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food, alcohol 

@pettancow I mean that sounds like enough reason to have an evening eating ice cream to me

food, alcohol 

@pettancow surely gin and tonic and ice cream count as a way to spend your evening

uspol, lmao 

@noelle :blobfacepalm: they didn't even need to include the detail "on the 19th floor" for the story to (not) work! They could have just not said that bit!

It is now officially spoopy day!

Please enjoy this to help you bring in the day properly

youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiO

Alc, caps 

@garfiald well how did you think fortified wine was invented?

uspol, lmao 

@noelle on the one hand their complete lack of opsec skills makes it far easier to catch them out, on the other, I'm offended that they're so shit at this

@TheGibson it was but considering how you've set up Washington DC it seems like you lot don't have a problem with taxation without representation any more

@TheGibson maybe if you pay your taxes then we'll let you have a vote

@TheGibson I'm still saying the queen should revoke your "declaration of independence"

*queen lizzy voice*"No, one is taking care of this shit"

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