Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@signalstation a load of them don't even ask the gods if they want to come here

the number of times I've seen something appear through a tear in reality and get really miffed because it was watching eldritch netflix and didn't want to be disturbed

Damn, I was at the supermarket earlier and completely forgot to get myself a caterpillar cake

@maple @noelle remind me of the babe

@maple @noelle you do!

@maple @noelle the power of voodoo

@noelle damnit ellie

I used to work as a bartender, which meant that when it was 00:01 on my birthday my boss told me "you're off shift, go get drunk"

This is a habit I've continued to this day

Ah, that's probably more bourbon than was entirely necessary for my birthday, I should probably drink a fair amount of water now

@natalie@masto.ninja @maple 👀

@maple

only on the fediverse could we refer to our gender as HTTP status codes and still be completely understood

The America's Cup is a really weird event

It's a sailing race

Where the previous year's winner decides all the rules for the current year

This results in some seriously crazy shit

@natalie@masto.ninja mine's a 501 error

@erinbee St. Joshua is also a good one, patron saint of spies and general sneaky stuff

@popefucker@cybre.space @TheGibson @natecull I thought Constantine just messed with demons and stuff and was one of the Justice League Dark

@TheGibson I'm 100% sure you lifted that from a kali livecd

All these first- and third-person shooters around

Someone make a second-person shooter

U+0000..U+007F is absolutely required, try to get all the extended latin blocks as well

U+2600..U+26FF and U+2700..U+27BF are also pretty cool

@er1n ooh, I'm not sure, it's up against some very stiff competition

It's now my birthday 🎉

Merry sam-mas everyone!