Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@halcy I'm gonna lean towards morons

If they were scammers then their twitter account wouldn't be quite as hilarious as it is right now

@halcy their hosting got pulled so it's been down for a while

They are (according to them) trying to get set up on a new host

Freedom of Association (and therefore the freedom to not associate) is part of Freedom of Speech

Yeah, blocking yo' asses is considered free speech, WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW FREESPEECHEXTREMIST.COM?

With gab being shut down and the "proud boys" being banned from facebook I'm considering investing in a new 9 kilo banhammer

This is a Lowland Streaked Tenrec

LOOK AT THE ADORABLE LITTLE BUMBLE-BEE COLOURED SPINY FRIEND!

IT'S SO CUTE!

Oh come on, can we get sam-mas out the way at least before we start on the christmas stuff please?

@maple 'ello girl!

@maple

@maple hi pretty maple!

@noelle as a protagonist I'd be okay

as a supporting actor I'd be dead in the first 5 minutes and as an extra I'd be dead before the start of the film

@edheil He's the bloke that makes them

(it's a genericised trademark since Stanley Works made the best selling ones)

For years I've been confused and amazed by the concept of USAians having a special knife set aside just for opening boxes

The legendary "box cutter"

Turns out it's just a stanley knife

I never played undertale, should really do that at some point

Okay, how many of y'all are dressing up as Tabby tonight

I know it's gonna be a load of you

@natalie@masto.ninja *gets lots of blankets and tea for the natawie*

@KitRedgrave@cybre.space genuinely it's because it's too much of a faff and they bring in a load of tourism money

Also lizzy is fine, once charlie sits on the throne things might change though

*throws big white sheet over self* woooOOOOooooOOO ghoooostopus!

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@maple hiiii \\\\o////

@maple