Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Capitalism, thinly veiled adverts
@Jo no you see Mamma Mia! (company owned by universal) is paying large amounts of money to Universal TV (company owned by universal) which means that Mamma Mia! doesn't have to pay as much money to anyone who's entitled to a cut of net profits from the film and universal (which owns both companies) can keep more!
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Coyotes, meerkats, and octopodes
@Gargron 
shit's fucked
@elchapo he's also said that he relies on the advice and expertise of his staff to make decisions which puts him well ahead of most ministers
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"Japan's cyber-security minister has 'never used a computer'"
TBH it sounds like he is way ahead of the curve on computer security
dark very UK centric joke
It has been reported that footballer Paul Gascoigne has been seen entering Downing Street with a bucket of fried chicken and a fishing rod
brexit
@arcans@mastodon.at most common three colours for a flag to be
although with how things are going the blue section might want another independence referendum so it could just be a red and white brexit
brexit
@arcans@mastodon.at a "red, white, and blue brexit"
we don't know what that means either
brexit
text transcription:
UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
EU: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
EU: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
[continues for 28 months]
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GIANT SQUIRREL
That transphobic professor and that bizarre Medium post
@Jo what is it with the University of Toronto and dickhead professors?
food? adjacent
I have no idea how "person eating MREs" became a niche on youtube and even less of an idea of why I'm watching them but I'm bizarrely proud that the British issue ones look better than average with all the sweets and powdered drink mix in them
@bunnylyn the question you've got to ask yourself is "will this still function in any meaningful way when they drop support for it in x months/weeks/days"
@bunnylyn I mean, you shouldn't, but you're probably going to anyway
@feoh haven't been lucky enough to, but ornery critters are still good and nice critters
just look at cats!
possums are so nice and good
I wish we had them over here in the UK, they could make friends with the hedgehogs
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But they were all of them, deceived. For another ring was made.
@natalie@masto.ninja 8 MEG POWER
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
