Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@polymerwitch@sunbeam.city gritty does look lovely in a flower crown

you know a social network is full of nerds when a joke about hypervisors of all things somehow manages to gain traction

@c0debabe I should bloody well hope the water's got hydrogen in!

Still annoyed that even with the lowering cost of putting things into orbit nobody's thrown a Plan 9 machine up there yet

Charities: "Don't give cash to that homeless person, they're just going to spend it on alcohol and cigarettes!"

That's the same thing I spend it on, what's the problem?

would a counterbalanced railway for raising and lowering rabbits on a mountainside be called a bunicular?

@natalie@masto.ninja faving it anyway

@softgoat I think for phones it's somewhere around 20W for things with super special chargey things

@maple I'd never heard of bubble memory before, that's neat as heck

As someone who knows little of virtualisation this is what I imagine a hypervisor is

@maple ooh, wiggly, I approve

All these people trying to claim that non-binary people don't exist are just enbyous of us

So Ivanka Trump's been caught using a personal email account for official business

Not sure what to call this...

Margarine e-mails maybe?

@maple *scritches*