Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple actual photo of the maple

@maple soff fluff maple!

ooh, I wonder what happens if you touch a van de graaf generator!

@maple *brushes the maple for ultra-fluff*

@maple FLUFFEH!

Just had a thought, it's going to be fucking hilarious when Fox News finds out about the fediverse

"The website, frequented by far left antifa supersoldiers, invites users to send messages about "toots" and "slime", with some calling for grass to be flung into volcanoes with catapults"

667, the fax number of the beast

which bastard first thought "ooh, brass would be a good decorative thing in here"?

takes bloody ages to polish

@jk "twenty hundred and..."

@maple *beepy songs and giggling is heard throughout the delta quadrant*

@maple *all the borg suddenly get much nicer and softer and turn into maplebots*

@maple nope, not gonna, these shitposts are excellent

@maple huey lewey and the dewey decimal system

in retrospect, that was a very, very UK-centric reference

For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7LxFgjnBdU

First image from the NASA Insight probe after the dust cover was removed

@masklayer ah, you haven't had the joy of noticing that the forum post was made by you several years ago yet then

One of the neighbourhood cats is the perfect example of the phrase "curiosity killed the cat"

I was hammering in some nails and Pissy (she is also an example of why you don't let a 5 year old name anything) decided to jump up and have a look at what I was doing by putting her head directly on top of the nail

Luckily hammering stuff into other stuff is something you can stop pretty damn quickly, I am going to have to be quite careful when using the table saw though

@scoots Yeah, all those pastures the almonds graze on between being milked are terrible for the environment