Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple *the maple appears from the back of the dry cleaners on one of those carousel things*

For someone who doesn't go outside much, I am endlessly entertained by all the things they come up with for bushcraft/camping type activities

Here's a rain poncho type thingy that's also an inflatable 1 person tent!

https://vimeo.com/299344400

@noelle twitter also gets the trebuchet

@maple now you mention it, yeah, it seems so

bloody brass

right, any marks left on it are "patina" and are meant to be there

@maple actual photo of the maple

@maple soff fluff maple!

ooh, I wonder what happens if you touch a van de graaf generator!

@maple *brushes the maple for ultra-fluff*

@maple FLUFFEH!

Just had a thought, it's going to be fucking hilarious when Fox News finds out about the fediverse

"The website, frequented by far left antifa supersoldiers, invites users to send messages about "toots" and "slime", with some calling for grass to be flung into volcanoes with catapults"

667, the fax number of the beast

which bastard first thought "ooh, brass would be a good decorative thing in here"?

takes bloody ages to polish

@jk "twenty hundred and..."

@maple *beepy songs and giggling is heard throughout the delta quadrant*

@maple *all the borg suddenly get much nicer and softer and turn into maplebots*

@maple nope, not gonna, these shitposts are excellent

@maple huey lewey and the dewey decimal system