Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple hi!

@graveerie hey there! welcome!

@noelle there are also the Erdös-Bacon number, which is the sum of someone's Erdös and Bacon numbers

The lowest Erdös-Bacon number is 3, Daniel Kleitman co-published with Erdös and was in Good Will Hunting with Minnie Driver giving him a Bacon number of 2

"Shop small with American Express"

as if any shops in the UK take amex, let alone the small shops

@V also definitely don't pick up a 1284X key which is keyed alike for most crown vics (as used by the US police)

@gazelle think we might have got off on the wrong foot, I meant it as a daft "ooh, how about that but moreso!" rather than any serious "do this", I'm sorry if it came off as that

@gazelle but you could get a whole mugful of that delicious tea flavoured honey!

@gazelle why not mix tea into your honey for more of that?

The first thought in my head any time I see a "CAUTION: HEAVY PLANT CROSSING" sign is still "fuck! triffids!" and I think it always will be

@masklayer bit of metal in the middle that's formed into a spiral, wants to curl up

when you flatten it out you do so by bending it in the perpendicular direction to it stays flat because of gaussian curvature

managed to get about half way through with hand tools until I went "fuck it" and cracked out the 'leccy stuff

the bowl bit of the spoon is a pain in the arse to do with nothing resembling the proper tools so that's a bit shallow but otherwise it worked out okay for the first thing I've ever carved

octopus made a spoon

More discoverability features means it's more likely for William Shatner to be able to find you here

#keepTheFediverseShatnerFree

octopus is making a spoon

@rosy I'm not sure, with them legs they look like adorable lil mousearoos!

@noelle and THERE IT IS!

one of my favourite things about the fediverse is being able to make a godawful pun on just about any subject and hear people swearing at me from thousands of miles away

@Jo I mean, technically precision and accuracy are two different things, maybe he's talking about their ability to miss the target by a very consistent amount each time

@noelle I wanna see a d83 now