Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@inmysocks those are just a recipe for "you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" situations

wired: breaching ram
furry: male sheep knocking down a door, which would also be a breaching ram

tired: lockpicks
wired: breaching ram

stealth is overrated

@wilbr @Taweret@octodon.social he could try

I'm imagining a Mr and Mrs Smith type situation

"lovely poisoning attempt dear, very fine sleight of hand with the bottle"
"quite appreciate your handywork with that bomb this afternoon"

@Taweret@octodon.social hey, I can't help it if garak is eminently marry and fuck-able

@Taweret@octodon.social Garak, also Garak, one of the Weyouns

qwerky birb

@InspectorCaracal to be fair he has also donated reverse-osmosis filters to the schools so that the water there is drinkable

which doesn't actually fix the problem

seems to be a running theme with him, giving people all these things that don't solve their problem at all and expecting them to be all "oh thank you sir, you're our hero, please let us blow smoke up your arse"

huh, elon musk has apparently donated a load of laptops to the Flint, Michigan school system

Think the kids would have probably preferred potable water though...

@maple robots good

Because the fediverse is decentralised it means that if one instance goes down then the rest of the network can carry on until they get back up!

"wasabi broke"

fuck.

This is your occasional reminder that in retrospect Thomas Midgley Jr. probably shouldn't have been let anywhere near a research lab

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Midgley_Jr.

@revolverocelot ...not the response I was expecting but you do you

If any of you are Transformers fans then there's a limited edition Transformers x G-SHOCK watch coming out in a couple of days

It comes with an Optimus Prime display stand thing

https://www.gshock.com/watches/limited-edition/dw6900tf-set

@c0debabe it was definitely some prick somewhere saying "I don't accept your counterfeit genders" or something to that effect but I can't remember who or where just that we all ended up riffing on it for most of a day