Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@natecull they name the fantasies the same way I label projects I'm working on

@tulsi tents I can't help with but bodging a tarp into something to keep the wind and rain off I can

http://www.equipped.org/tarp-shelters.htm

@maple no idea, good though

@noelle @maple especially as the use of the word is coming from an entirely different field

@maple bloope!

@maple *brings some tea to maple*

@er1n @SuricrasiaOnline each mounted to their own auto-piloting blimp

@Jo @Violet I wonder if they'd let me post a sandwich

@Gargron jillboard (jean billboard)

@trashyfins@chomp.life feel free! there's bound to be groups of people sitting on some forum somewhere talking about hats!

Just came across this image

Are... are the Germans okay?

@maple think that might warrant taking a leaf out of AvE's book https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2dJLDxoTIY

@Jo whoever wrote it really hates trees

Also probably doesn't help that Eunomia was a goddess of law and legislation rather than trust or anything which might have made some sense in context

Also, is it just me, or don't government-funded research projects named after ancient greek mythology always sound incredibly sinister?

"Ah yes, minister, EUNOMIA is coming along well..."
"Excellent...."
as they're all wearing outfits that were scrapped from the last Bond film for being a bit too on-the-nose

@TheGibson think we've had one around here as well

@InspectorCaracal game it so the top however many hundred results are just the emojo

Given Gargamon is trying to think of ways to put together lists of "influential tooters" for some goddamn reason I'd just like to announce to all the companies out there that it's me, the most influential tooter, send me large amounts of swag please

that's how this influencer bollocks works isn't it?

bonus points* if you include cash

*bonus points redeemable for fuck all