Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@lambdagrrl the hiiiiiiiilllllssss are aliiiivveee.... with the sound of... the ramones?

@maple *appreciates the squirrel*

such a good squirrel

IT'S SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY! 🎉

Remember to appreciate yr local squirrels! Like @maple !

@maple oh dear, do I dare wonder what those things are?

@maple I can think of only one possible exception to that rule

@maple *is gently squished, like a big beanbag that can cuddle you*

@maple *really nice multi-limbed octo-hugs*

@kellerfuchs I disagree with the "hot" bit

Unless you're talking about her burning in hell

bluh.

back in the land of the living, I give this particular strain of flu 0/10, don't recommend

Today's vote was the biggest defeat of the government in a vote since Charles I's trial

@Jo @noelle "chin artist" sounds like someone who goes around chinning people

which is like a headbutt, only leading with the chin

wait, does this mean that the staff at the nearest fast food joints to the white house can put "white house chef" on their CVs?

@evie perfect, just like that

@er1n @HTHR@cybre.space hey, Snow Crash was a fun parody of the whole mirrorshades thing

oh god

it was meant as a parody, right?

@noelle which type has rubies on it?

@evie put a screen on each side, one side is all screen, other side has camera stuff and a little screen for selfies or whatever

Brexit: what should have happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOEr7kiysrE