Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I'm at that stage where it feels like I'm drowning in phlegm

You wouldn't have thought it was possible for an octopus to feel like they're drowning in something but here I am, proving the impossible possible once again

@dfstarshine hey, welcome!

@revolverocelot I'm just annoyed that they don't notice the impact of our social justice bards and wizards and rogues

Well, Finland's winning Eurovision this year, they've managed to get Darude to do it

Occasional reminder that there's a town in the UK called "Marsh Gibbon"

@TheGibson I think they tuned out when you said "ethics"

@ceejbot oi! don't bring us into this shit!

@scoots aaaaaa that's looking fantastic!

@scoots ooh, that's really good, making me look a very dapper octopus!

@maple from now on we shall use horseradish with a bit of green food colouring! 🎉

I'd really quite like this flu to stop kicking my arse sometime soon

get yr flu jabs people, this sucks

@maple 🐙

I'm still not entirely convinced that the Farming Simulator eSports league isn't a joke

@maple bun is super good at sysadminy stuff!

it probably says something about me that any time I see the "st:disco" cw my mind immediately goes to a bunch of catholic saints out clubbing

@Jo I suggest the ones you can put stuff in

@Jo @maple "CANVAS RUIN CAVE PAINTINGS UG"

@maple and here I was thinking the entire point of photography was "pictures of things available to the masses" rather than having to hire a painter or something