Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple seize the means of emojos

@maple *squish the beans!*

@hfrazey don't worry about being a pest, I really appreciate the concern

I'm just moaning a bit 'cause this sucks

@hfrazey oh yeah, if it starts getting worse I'll be going to see a doc, but so far it hasn't been anything out of the ordinary for the strains that are going around these parts

@hfrazey no need really, it's viral so the most they'll do is say "see me in two weeks if it's still bad"

already a hell of a lot better than I was though, so that's good

@minego yet another thing I've proved possible!

I'm at that stage where it feels like I'm drowning in phlegm

You wouldn't have thought it was possible for an octopus to feel like they're drowning in something but here I am, proving the impossible possible once again

@dfstarshine hey, welcome!

@revolverocelot I'm just annoyed that they don't notice the impact of our social justice bards and wizards and rogues

Well, Finland's winning Eurovision this year, they've managed to get Darude to do it

Occasional reminder that there's a town in the UK called "Marsh Gibbon"

@TheGibson I think they tuned out when you said "ethics"

@ceejbot oi! don't bring us into this shit!

@scoots aaaaaa that's looking fantastic!

@scoots ooh, that's really good, making me look a very dapper octopus!

@maple from now on we shall use horseradish with a bit of green food colouring! 🎉

I'd really quite like this flu to stop kicking my arse sometime soon

get yr flu jabs people, this sucks