Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple I want a full cooking show with the swedish chef

bonus points for singing vegetables

headbutts from cats are the best

they're just like "*BOOF* friend"

@yogthos@mastodon.social "nobody saw that, right?"

computerfairi.es: we don't forget to do stuff to our certificates!

well, we haven't yet anyway, give us time

steampunk @maple

probably the only time steam coming out of maple's ears is a good thing

@maple oh no! you need lots of charging!

*snuggly octohugs and pets*

@maple *wanders over to start charging the bun with headpats*

@maple on the one hand I probably should give them some money for providing a service, on the other they don't really offer anything worth paying for

@Violet this might just be me but the tagline "8 out of 10 products are British" is slightly offputting

I really, really want, in one of these baking contest shows, for one of the contestants to make a cake in the shape of the President of France instead of macarons

"Uh... yeah, misheard you, sorry"

egg verbis

@letthewatersroar@toot.cafe https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2PA-AKmVpU6NKCGtZq_rKQ

Oliver Thorn, he makes lefty youtube videos and is a very sexy man

I have one very important thing to say about the new PhilosophyTube video:

PHWOAR

@Zero_Democracy or do, so we can get all those bastards on the same instances and contain them

y'know, if he didn't want to do any more taken sequels he could have just said "no"

wasn't any need to bring THAT out in an interview

found on amazon daily deals: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Philips-Stubble-Trimmer-Precise-Symmetrical/dp/B07CGZPKD9/?th=1

alien: FUCKING LASERS AGAIN?!?! GAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

@Jo pretty much, yeah

@scoots

@InspectorCaracal agreed, but you were going to get someone suggesting it anyway