Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Tommy Wiseau has announced that he's "directing" and "acting" in a new film called Big Shark

https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3545072/teaser-room-director-tommy-wiseaus-next-film-shark-attack-movie-titled-big-shark/

"Oh hai shark"

Cookie Monster is evidently having a great time on his reddit AMA

@maple yeah, it's just a couple years too late for the cool stickers, think the lenovo buyout was 2005-ish

@maple the IBM-made thinkpads will always have a warm place in my heart

@maple TABBY THE CHONKPAD!

@maple CHONKPAD!

Cookie Monster is doing a reddit AMA

https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/anu4u9/me_cookie_monster_me_want_you_to_come_visit_me_on/

That's a sentence I didn't ever expect to type

LB: if I have to see this then y'all fuckers have to too

@Zelli jesus fuck

@Jo actual star wars agenda:

1. make shittonnes of money
2. see 1

@maple 🐙

@Jo @Violet @revolverocelot I once saw someone try to figure out XMPP federation

Eventually we all went "fuck it, just have accounts on both and set them both up in pidgin"

@maple yikes

@maple I haven't heard of a discord thing

@theoutrider looks like we're going to be building an at least 4 metre tall guillotine then

@mawr those plugs look about as horrified as I do right now

@revolverocelot @minego @noelle I've never had either but a stone facade made out of plastic doesn't fill me with confidence

@fribbledom on the laptop I've got a dongle for my trackball and one I keep spare for my yubikey, could probably do with 4 ports total though

phone and other stuff that just needs power goes on a 5-port standalone charger

@maple would probably be just as understandable to me as well

"julienne the arugula and put it in the broiler" makes about as much sense as "fluh de fluh en de fluh" to me