Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

roses are green
violets are blue
the grass is red...
I'm colourblind aren't I?

🎶 bees are good
bees are good
all of these bees are good 🎶

@legendaryjoeb I mean, all us Brits are going to get fucked by brexit

St. Valentine is also the patron saint of beekeepers

BEES! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

@InspectorCaracal I love how it looks like they just got the holy dymo label printer out for the name tag

@maple my gender is potted in resin

nobody knows what it is and I'm actually pretty sure there's nothing there

@maple pawbs!

reminder that Joe Pesci once released a gangster rap single

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHdWyL4va0E

didn't watch the stream, did they announce when animal crossing and an adorable animal crossing themed switch is coming out?

@cassolotl@queer.party yay!

escaping characters is hard!

@cassolotl@queer.party try ""&A2&""

that's two speech marks before and after

@maple you've done incredibly well bun

@hfrazey seems a bit pricey but using the bike you've got with you as one of the supports for a tent sounds like a good idea, one less thing to carry

@maple oh, also Coheed and Cambria who mostly do concept albums based on the comic books one of them writes, they're in the running

@maple oh yeah, Tolkien nerds are a whole other thing

@maple Amon Amarth are somewhere up there just for being named after the Sindarin for Mount Doom from Tolkien

@maple HELL YEAH!

we spent god knows how much rescuing matt damon, we can do a mission to bring opportunity back home