Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

this is interesting, the new Swatch Flymagic

Uses the new Nivachron hairsprings that the Swatch Group have been developing which are anti-magnetic, anti-shock, and temperature resistant

To put more focus on what they've done with it they reversed the movement in the case to show it off which results in the transparent rotor being above the dial and the seconds hand going backwards

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/swatch-flymagic-introducing

@maple it's true!

@Roxxie_Riot that's also a good garden aesthetic

@Roxxie_Riot of course you need border security, otherwise your lawn will just grow into the flower beds, gotta put some sort of edging in there

oh wait, not that kind of border

shiny new odroid SBC thingy

http://linuxgizmos.com/odroid-n2-sbc-has-hexa-core-amlogic-s922x-and-63-to-79-price/

hex-core, 2/4GB RAM, gigabit ethernet

all for $79 for the 4GB RAM version

@noelle want more unsettling?

it's entirely possible that those are photos of people who did, do, or will exist

roses are green
violets are blue
the grass is red...
I'm colourblind aren't I?

🎶 bees are good
bees are good
all of these bees are good 🎶

@legendaryjoeb I mean, all us Brits are going to get fucked by brexit

St. Valentine is also the patron saint of beekeepers

BEES! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

@InspectorCaracal I love how it looks like they just got the holy dymo label printer out for the name tag

@maple my gender is potted in resin

nobody knows what it is and I'm actually pretty sure there's nothing there

@maple pawbs!

reminder that Joe Pesci once released a gangster rap single

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHdWyL4va0E

didn't watch the stream, did they announce when animal crossing and an adorable animal crossing themed switch is coming out?

@cassolotl@queer.party yay!

escaping characters is hard!

@cassolotl@queer.party try ""&A2&""

that's two speech marks before and after

@maple you've done incredibly well bun