Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple hey, they didn't invent fuck all!

they came up with a plane that needed a 20 mile per hour headwind to take off

which is pretty much just a kite really but they did invent the kitey thing!

My thing for pilot's watches probably explains why I like the Cartier Santos so much, it's the original pilot's watch

First made by Louis Cartier for Alberto Santos-Dumont who piloted the first plane that could fly under its own power

(The Wright brothers can suck it)

@maple I'm octopus, not much changes

To clarify, the brand is Guinand, with a D at the end

Whoopi Goldberg isn't flogging these out of ten-forward unfortunately

Ooh, this is nice

The new Guinand Starfighter Pilot

Bicompax chrono heavily inspired by the ones Heuer made for the Bundeswehr in the 60's

I'm a sucker for a good pilot's watch, also a sucker for a good German watch, and this is both

@maple oh shit same

@Jo "dude, your laptop's so old!"

"first off, not a dude, second, it's an x230 so not old, third, get the fuck off my lawn you little shit"

@Jo TFW you realise that "old computer shit" in their eyes means anything produced before 2010

@maple but counterproductive is my favourite kind of productive!

@maple you can eat chips while listening to all of those

that's a chiptune!

@maple I think the people on the field kick the ball then refs stop everything and people yell at the ref

yep, he's frothing at the mouth after the lottery decision

I mean, more so than he usually is

@maple very good toot, I shall look forward to the next one!

@Nine goes around wearing a canadian tuxedo

@Nine Jond: Jean Bond

@maple best deal ever

@TheGibson so long as they don't notice it's on waterproof paper I'm in!

Probably going to be quicker to ask who isn't running in the Democratic primary

Biologist: "What systematic name should we give to these large brown mammals?"
Scared intern: "BEAR! BEAR! BEAR!"
Biologist: "Yeah, Ursus Arctos Arctos sounds good"
Scared intern: "THERE'S A BEAR! RUN!"