Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

alternate universe where computer memory never progressed from magnetic cores but we got really good at making them tiny so we all walk around with sheets of lots and lots of tiny rings with tiny wires going through them

@maple seconded, it's so much more pronounceable

TIL that "methylated spirits" in USAian is "denatured alcohol"

kinda glad I didn't find that out by walking into a hardware store in the US and asking "where's your meths?"

Hawkeye didn't really intend to get a mohawk but his barber was mid-haircut when snapped and he had to improvise

@Taweret@octodon.social @Jo suddenly the enterprise is filled with spleens

@minimalist_technician@mastodon.social for the short version, it's basically just stab the cunt a bunch of times

failing that, hit the cunt with anything else you've got handy

Newt0n: I invented calculus!

[i]Leibniz is typing...[/i]

I want some of these keycaps

It'd be like high-fiving @maple with every keypress

Found a good deal for the SCP foundation

@Gargron midi version of Who Are You? by The Who on autoplay

"should we get the 6 or 9 pack of nuggets?"
"DIVISIONNN! CLEAR THE LOBBIES!"

New favourite mental image:

John Bercow, Speaker of the House of Commons, retired from his position and working in a maccy d's drive through

"Hello, may I take your ORDERRRRRRRRRR?"

apparently Bristol is "the cocaine capital of europe"

YAY! WE WON SOMETHING!

@sydneyfalk always remember, friendly fire isn't friendly

@sydneyfalk releasing a pack of raptors in the house of commons would certainly get them to pick up the pace a bit

@sydneyfalk now that you mention it, yes, that would also be good

@johnrandom nobody knows

really, we have no idea

I know "tradition" and all that but they could seriously speed this shit up by having little buttons to push or something

@rainwarrior aaaaa cute small boxy machine!