Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

usaians: oh, british accents are so suave and sophisticated!
west country: 'old me zider

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjTIFkWJctY

@vantablack "buuut teacher! I'm wearing a skull... UNDER MY FACE!"

@tom

"Sinn Féin criticised for 'England get out of Ireland' banner"

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-47601796

I... what? Have people somehow not been aware that "England shouldn't have political power over Ireland (specifically northern Ireland in this case)" is Sinn Féin's whole thing?

@revolverocelot we learnt a lot of lessons from chernobyl so it won't happen again

(admittedly most of those were "don't intentionally try to break the fucker" but still)

there needed to be an earthquake and tsunami for the last accident, that's pretty damn safe considering

@maple ooh, nice

also, manufacturer of the MAPL-1 by any chance?

@greenfediverse @noelle okay, that was maybe a little harsh

but your efforts would be far better spent on things other than making a spreadsheet and trying to shame people for not being able to suddenly switch all of their energy consumption to renewables

@greenfediverse @noelle one option for improving it is deleting the whole thing and writing it off as a bad idea

Is computerfairi.es powered by renewable energy? We have no idea, it's in a cloud somewhere

What we do know is that @maple is powered by batteries

@noelle @Jo I mean, I know there are some instances where the admins should go to the nearest power station and apologise for how they've used the gift of electricity but what?

I love how all these manufacturers of tiny feature phones market them as "low radiation!" instead of "it's tiny and we couldn't figure out where to put a decently sized aerial"

@Jo also everyone's kinda already opted in to a shared blocklist, the instance-wide moderation one

@maple especially maple!

clothing made out of nanometer scale magnetic core memory

"oh damn, I saved that file on my other jacket"

@maple bringing the cromch home

@sydneyfalk I love the mental image of what you must have imagined a "bespoke suit" was

@maple

@sydneyfalk more like letting geese in I think

geese are arseholes

@sydneyfalk I'd totally leave all my windows and doors open if it meant a bunch of raccoon friends moved in but I see your point