Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

NEW SEIKO PROSPEX WATCHES!

Definitely on the more luxury end of the Prospex sub-brand, the LX line

Three new watches, geared towards land, sea, and sky

All of them have 5R Spring Drive movements and look really damn good, they also all come in blacked out variants

@maple the saucy section is whichever bit Riker's in

@vantablack if you're vegetarian you don't have to kill the cow, but carrying a whole cow on your back all day gets tiring

also the mooing may get a little annoying

@maple Zodiac's Sea Wolf line is great for that, they've got stuff like this which can sit on your wrist yelling "yeah! mint green motherfuckas! fuck yo' opinions of which colour combinations are acceptable for accessories!"

@maple I think with just about anything the blue and orange one would just be there like "yeah, I'm a bright blue and orange watch, deal with it" and I love it for that

I'm a sucker for a good GMT and Zodiac have just released one

This has 200m water resistance, an ETA 2893 movement, and a really nice two-tone bezel

Two colourways, both limited edition, the blue and orange one looks funky as hell

Tudor's come out with something interesting

The P01, it's inspired by a prototype dive watch they were mucking around with in the 60's

I don't know if I love it or hate it

@maple I love them 4 times more than a standard person because I've got 4 times the arms to wear them on!

I particularly like the 6012, bit dressy for my normal wardrobe but damn that's a good looking watch

They've also got some new stuff in the Frankfurt Financial District series, a limited edition of the 6099 in blue (which is really quite fetching) and a totally new model, the 6012

The 6012 has their new SZ06 movement with chronograph, full calendar display, and moonphase

Comes standard in steel or in a limited edition rose gold

SINN! New Sinn watches!

First, a 104 with a green metallic dial, not much new to say about this aside from 104s are good

Second, 2 new diver chronos, the 206 and the 206 ARKTIS, 300m water resistance on both, Sinn's Ar dehumidification tech on both, but the ARKTIS has added temperature resistance and is reliable between -45 and 80 degrees

@maple blub blub blub it's a beepy bun!

@maple mornin maple!

Citizen have announced what are now the most accurate wristwatches in the world, the Caliber 0100 collection

These are accurate to ±1 second PER YEAR

For context, your standard quartz movement is ±15 seconds per month

https://www.citizenwatch-global.com/caliber0100/index.html

@mxsparks ] oh shit I've stumbled into something over my head

Some nice new pieces from Nomos, the Duo Collection

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/nomos-glashutte-duo-collection-introducing

Very simple, clean, and SMOL! 33mm cases

@kitten Greubel Forsey, the name of the company that makes it

@noelle someone who exclusively sells porcelain thrones is a lav vendor

Holy. Crap.

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/greubel-forsey-quadruple-tourbillon-gmt-introducing

2 time zones, a little globe that shows the hour everywhere else, and QUAD TOURBILLONS

If a bunch of chickens that were in a cage being transported in a short-bodied car decided to stage a revolution would that be a coupe coop coup?