Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@sydneyfalk I'm not sure we can call that an apology really

We're all here just quietly hoping that nobody remembers we were the ones that fucked so much up

Cheers to the US for fucking up the middle east more recently than we did though, really took a bunch of heat off us

@cooler_ranch smart way of doing this might be an IPFS speaking extension for mopidy

it's a plug-in based MPD implementation, could handle the audio playing bit and then you just put whatever client you like over the top, ncmpcpp would have something like the look you're thinking

@maple aaaaaaaaa super cute maple!

I love this funky thing

The Schwarz Etienne Ode to the Seventies

@Pyretta oh yeah, Andrea Leadsom's already said "well, if it doesn't get 17.4 million signatures it doesn't count"

@Pyretta no, the previous record for the UK petitions site is 4 million, which was also "stop this ridiculous brexit nonsense" related

2 million names now on that petition

@garbados dude fed 5,000 people with a couple of fish and some bread, you'd have thought a cracker of jesus would fill you up for longer really

@garbados the cannibalisation of your own saviour is indeed a bit weird

@noelle for a while they considered having German be the official language of the US

kinda wish they had just so certain people would stop yelling "if it weren't for us you'd be speaking german"

oh shit, that's the dude who did Iron Chef America isn't it?

Today's secret ingredient is... GUNS

Oh fuck yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU8-7BX9uxs

New John Wick trailer

@maple it has an extending carry handle as well!

and a TV tuner!

screenshot callout culture is both toxic and a completely fucking useless way to spend your time

just don't

@maple I'm in favour of a wide range of things to be done to nazis but since dogpiling doesn't work against them then there's no reason to bring in that particular type of behaviour

@maple I'm personally a proponent of "if you're going to post a screenshot of "look at this arsehole" then remove all identifying information beforehand so you don't end up forming a dogpile"

@colon_three same, I always brace myself before opening one

Here's something for @noelle

Image was shared by someone from Hodinkee at the Bvlgari booth at Baselworld

SNEK WATCH!