Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Pyretta oh yeah, Andrea Leadsom's already said "well, if it doesn't get 17.4 million signatures it doesn't count"

@Pyretta no, the previous record for the UK petitions site is 4 million, which was also "stop this ridiculous brexit nonsense" related

2 million names now on that petition

@garbados dude fed 5,000 people with a couple of fish and some bread, you'd have thought a cracker of jesus would fill you up for longer really

@garbados the cannibalisation of your own saviour is indeed a bit weird

@noelle for a while they considered having German be the official language of the US

kinda wish they had just so certain people would stop yelling "if it weren't for us you'd be speaking german"

oh shit, that's the dude who did Iron Chef America isn't it?

Today's secret ingredient is... GUNS

Oh fuck yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU8-7BX9uxs

New John Wick trailer

@maple it has an extending carry handle as well!

and a TV tuner!

screenshot callout culture is both toxic and a completely fucking useless way to spend your time

just don't

@maple I'm in favour of a wide range of things to be done to nazis but since dogpiling doesn't work against them then there's no reason to bring in that particular type of behaviour

@maple I'm personally a proponent of "if you're going to post a screenshot of "look at this arsehole" then remove all identifying information beforehand so you don't end up forming a dogpile"

@colon_three same, I always brace myself before opening one

Here's something for @noelle

Image was shared by someone from Hodinkee at the Bvlgari booth at Baselworld

SNEK WATCH!

NEW SEIKO PROSPEX WATCHES!

Definitely on the more luxury end of the Prospex sub-brand, the LX line

Three new watches, geared towards land, sea, and sky

All of them have 5R Spring Drive movements and look really damn good, they also all come in blacked out variants

@maple the saucy section is whichever bit Riker's in

@vantablack if you're vegetarian you don't have to kill the cow, but carrying a whole cow on your back all day gets tiring

also the mooing may get a little annoying

@maple Zodiac's Sea Wolf line is great for that, they've got stuff like this which can sit on your wrist yelling "yeah! mint green motherfuckas! fuck yo' opinions of which colour combinations are acceptable for accessories!"