Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@srol well if that isn't a once in a lifetime opportunity I don't know what is

@maple there's a "gendersis does what nitendon't" joke here somewhere but I can't quite make it

Last time Notre Dame needed repairs we got a Victor Hugo novel (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

This time around I'm expecting another crap Dan Brown book

@noelle the energyhorn is equal to the matterhorn times the speed of light squared

@maple definitely yes

Concerning news as France releases a photo of the first contractor hired for the restoration of Notre Dame

@colon_three in the past people were lucky to see 0.00004 mph, with today's technology speeds of 36000 mph are possible

@InspectorCaracal @noelle apparently it's a girl and her friends going off to kill a cranky enderdragon or something

...what?

"‘Minecraft’ Movie is Coming in 2022"

https://variety.com/2019/gaming/news/minecraft-movie-2022-1203190742/

if designer fursuits are now a thing I hope the fashion world will take the term "catwalk" more literally

"hi"

@maple I can do it from the UK

@Jo there are a surprisingly large number of people into country music over here

okay, anything above 0 would be surprising, but there's enough to have multiple clubs around the country for square dancing and other bollocks

@maple aaaaaaaaaaa

@maple rad-puter

I need this as a patch or something

@maple get a random colour, convert to HSL, rotate it around x degrees a few times to get the colour scheme model you want

@maple brief overviews of news stories relating to the footwear industry

socks media

@Jo there's also Lewis which is the Inspector Morse sequel

wow, that is very on fire